[转载]如果把每首歌中的“心”改成“蛋”//PG级

2010年2月24日 分类: 好玩的

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——————邪恶的分割线———————

你总是蛋太软……..


把你的蛋我的蛋串一串


你从不为我蛋疼
却为你越陷越深


给你我的蛋做纪念……


一颗蛋噗通噗通地狂跳
一瞬间烦恼烦恼烦恼全忘掉


求求老天淋湿我的双眼,冰冻我的蛋


老人不图儿女为家做多大贡献啊,
一辈子总操蛋,就换个平平安安。


我的蛋里只有你没有它


你是我蛋里的一首歌


蛋里的刺痛感你但未过问
为何热吻仿佛吻别人
感觉收进你蛋无法去追寻
抬头望你我疼蛋不禁

蛋如刀割


他们说女人的蛋像大海
可以包容
天空中飞鸟白云
清风 摇摆


我的蛋好疼
有点遗憾
有点意外
我多么无奈
你不是我啊
你不能 明白我的蛋多疼啊

蛋痛得无法呼吸,不会让谁看见我哭泣


我的蛋真的受伤了。。


你从不为我蛋疼
却为你越陷越深
你从不为我蛋疼
就让我痴痴的等


谁能用爱烘干我这颗潮湿的蛋…… 《潮湿的蛋》


我把蛋掏给你
看一看 它属于你
这一生 太不容易
有了你 忘了自己
我把蛋 我把蛋
掏给你 掏给你
想一想 什么道理


我的蛋在等待、 永远在等待。


河山只在我梦萦
祖国已多年未清静
可是不管怎样也改变不了
我的中国蛋
洋装虽然穿在身
我蛋依然是中国蛋


我愿意试着了解从此以后
拥挤的房间一个人的蛋
有多 孤独


得到你的人却得不到你的蛋


听,海哭的声音
叹惜著谁又被伤了蛋却还不清醒


哈气在玻璃上面
画蛋形的圈


想念是会呼吸的痛
它活在我蛋中每个角落

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