[转载]三国杀如果大家都选同样的角色

2010年8月28日 分类: 好玩的

8个曹操:

曹操A放南蛮曹操B收,曹操B放南蛮曹操C收,曹操C放南蛮……曹操们最终死在永无止境的南蛮中了……

8个孙权

孙权A:“容我三思”,孙权B:“我来换个牌”,孙权C:“不会制衡的孙权不是好孙权”……孙权们表示需要一个专职洗牌的人……牌堆消耗太TM快了……

8个刘备

刘备A:“给你吧”,刘备B:“不不不,还是给你吧”,刘备C:“诺,这几张还你”,刘备D:“……”……旁观(怒):“你们在这客气个没完了是不,到底玩不玩?!”

8个张辽

张辽A:“没想到吧?”,众张辽:“真没想到……”……张辽们表示牌堆神马的都是浮云,他们用手里的32张牌就可以玩了……

8个甘宁

甘宁A:“你的牌太多了”,甘宁B:“来来,拆一下”,甘宁C:“穿的太多不利于身体健康”……最后大家集体裸奔了……

8个吕蒙

吕蒙A摸牌、克己,吕蒙B摸牌、克己,吕蒙C摸牌、克己……吕蒙A:“喂,谁再去买副三国杀来,牌不够用了!”……旁观(怒):“你们是来打扑克的吧?”

8个周瑜

周瑜A:“来来来,周瑜B,猜谜语~~”,周瑜B:“来来来,周瑜B,猜谜语~~”,周瑜C……周瑜A:“KAO,这不是我刚才被周瑜B抽走的牌么!”

8个大乔

大乔A对大乔B:“杀一下~~”,于是“交给你啦”、“交给你啦”、“交给你啦”、“交给你啦”……十分钟后……大乔A:“哈哈,场上就剩我一个有手牌啦~~”

8个小乔

小乔A对小乔B:“杀一下~~”,于是“替我挡着”、“替我挡着”、“替我挡着”、“替我挡着”……小乔A无红桃掉血……小乔A:“KAO,本小姐不玩了!”……

8个夏侯惇

夏侯惇A对夏侯惇B:“杀!”……“鼠辈,竟敢伤我!”“鼠辈,竟敢伤我!”“鼠辈,竟敢伤我!”……于是剩下6个夏侯坐观前两个菊花哥“肛裂”了……

8个华佗

华佗A杀华佗B过,华佗B青囊……华佗B杀华佗C过,华佗C青囊……华佗C杀……

众华佗:“这一局好长啊……”

8个曹仁

曹仁A:“我先休息一会”,曹仁B:“我先休息一会”,曹仁C……半小时后……曹仁A:“ZZZZ……怎么……还没过啊……那……我再休息一会……”……旁观(无力):“你们回家睡觉算啦……”

8个黄盖

黄盖A苦肉、苦肉、苦肉、苦肉,无连弩无桃……然后……没有然后了……

黄盖C苦肉、苦肉、苦肉、苦肉,无连弩无桃……然后……没有然后了……

黄盖B苦肉、苦肉、苦肉、苦肉,无连弩无桃……然后……没有然后了……

……

众黄盖:“KAO,这副牌是不是忘了放连弩和桃了!?”

黄盖H(胜利者):“嘿嘿,秘密秘密~~~”

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