囧囧有神的必胜客恶搞之旅

2010年2月23日 分类: 好玩的, 我写的, 生活的

自从必胜客开始用小碟儿装番茄酱,我就一直很不爽,经常是吃一块要一次番茄酱,搞得非常郁闷。

之前就想,一定要搞一次自带番茄酱的壮举,搞囧必胜客的员工。


其中,对于番茄酱的来源我做了多种考虑:

1. 麦当劳肯德基的番茄酱。在五道口必胜客店,旁边是肯德基爷爷,斜对面是麦当劳蓝教主;麦当劳的番茄酱明显发咸发酸,肯德基的番茄酱偏甜,明显比麦当劳的好吃;麦当劳明显比肯德基抠门,你说要几包,给你的不可能比你要的多……综上,肯德基必须优于麦当劳。

2. 自备桶装的。考虑到必胜客的番茄酱都是亨氏的,为了使囧度最大化,最好要带相同品牌,最最好能让他们以为你是拿了他们的桶装番茄酱,然后悠然自得地把消费小票拿出来,囧他们一下。

实际情况是,我可耻地怯场了,三过KFC门而不入,直奔易初莲花调味品货架,非常杯具地发现没有卖亨氏的,只好选了味好美的。


干这事还有一个必备条件就是,要有地方藏瓶子,或者是衣服兜,或者是书包,总之不能大摇大摆地拎着进去,效果不好。

pizza上来以后,一定要非常淡定,不要着急,要跟服务员要调料。调料拿过来以后,一看没有番茄酱(基本都不会直接给你,除非主动要),作可惜状,把藏起来的番茄酱拿出来就可以开吃了。动作一定要快,一定要赶在服务员离开桌子之前搞定,不然不够囧。

今天的实际情况是,我刚一拿出来,就被值班经理看到了,也不知道咋的她就那么着急,就给我嗷嗷地倒了好大一盘番茄酱,还跟我说了半天,“不是不给,是总部说怕少数人浪费”云云~咱也不是来找茬的,气氛一定要和谐,一定要摆事实讲道理。一番讨论后的结果就是我还是吃他们给倒的……不是我不想恶搞,是实在是她我太多了……不吃就浪费了,多不好意思……

其实,这个故事还有一个加强版,需要组队配合。至少分两拨人去,每拨2人为宜,座位相互距离一定要近,而且不能坐在互相看不见的位置。当大家都开吃以后,A桌拿出番茄酱开始用,保持低调,不要让服务员等看出端倪。片刻后,B桌叫服务员来,问为什么A桌有瓶装的而他们没有,这时候A桌假装非常大方的把番茄酱递给B桌用,嗯嗯,服务员一定会很囧。如果有C桌D桌等等可以一起起哄~效果更好。


哎呀,我实在是太坏了=v=


吃完饭我们非常蛋疼地开始撕纸叠东西,成果见图~


P.S.:味好美的还是比亨氏的番茄酱好吃,甜~

这事儿纯属生活恶搞,喜欢上纲上线的213们勿扰哈~


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