大便有20种

2010年5月13日 分类: 好玩的

1.幽灵屎:
就是你已经感觉大出来,但在马桶内找不到屎的那种。

2清白屎:
就是你把他 大出来,看见他在马桶内,但却在卫生纸上找不到痕迹的那种。

3濡湿屎:
就是你擦屁股五十次之后,仍旧感觉没擦 过一样,因此,你得在你的屁股和内裤之间垫上一些卫生纸,免得裤子被沾污的那种。

4续摊屎:
通常发生在大完之 后,把裤子拉上时,你发现还得再多大一些的那一种。

5额头青筋暴裂屎:
撇条撇得十分辛苦,你几乎用力得挤到血 管胀破才能畅通的那种。

6如释重负屎:

就是数量多到大完后体重减轻五公斤的那种。

7豪华加长屎:
如此巨大壮观,你担心若不先用马桶刷把他弄碎,可能会冲不掉的那种。

8气泡屎:
瓦斯含量较高,排出时产生巨大声响,听到的人都忍不住偷笑的那种。

9玉米粒屎:
一目了然,吃了什么东西都可 以看得一清二楚的那种。

10老天,真希望我可以大出来之屎:
就是你很想大出来,但所有你能做的只有坐在马桶上 抽几回筋,放几个空包弹的那种。

11骨刺屎:
就是大出来的时候,痛得让你发誓他是横着出来的那种。

12贱臀屎:就是飞快的从屁股脱出后,会溅起大量的水花再臀部的那种。

13液态屎:
黄棕色液 体,射出后洒满整个马桶的那种。

14上等屎:
那种自视甚高,以为别人闻起来没味道的。

15漂浮屎:
就是当你在公共厕所,外面已经等了两个人,而你已冲水两次,却还有几粒高尔夫球大小的浮在水面上的那种。

16酱料屎:
这种情形从来不发生在家里,通常发生在晚会或重要会议,原本只是想放个小屁,但却演变成裤底的”蕃茄酱”,使得你接下来的时 间都得脚开开,用O型腿走路的那种。

17香槟屎:
就是当那块使你便秘已久的”软木塞”,波~~的一声离开之 后,会有泡泡状的液柱流出屁眼的那种。

18爆破屎:
就是在一个震撼性的屁响之后,你必须检查马桶是否有破裂的 那种。

19驱魔者屎:
黄棕色的液体从你屁眼射出后,洒得到处都是,而屁眼有灼热感,令人想起电影”鬼哭神号” 里面那个呕吐的小女孩。

20躲猫猫屎:
大到一半他缩回去~然后伸出来~缩回去,一直持续下去。

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